live laproscopic surgery seminar in apollo bilaspur

my sunday was just so awesome,,,,watched 8 laproscopic surgeries live from Opration room at a day in live workshop,,,meet awesomest awesome people from AIIMS, Dr alka krplani mam ,,Dr amol sir,,and dr rajgopal sir.,,,seen harmonic scalpel, ligasure from karl storz , barb suture,,,and lotta things never heard before,,coordinated video and audio sources for the live seminar !!!!

Here are few interesting gmail status messages…

collected from various places....

Annual increases: Sugar: 150% Potato: 130% Tomato: 80% Vegetables: 40% Rice/Wheat: 15% Salary: Not in these tough economic times!

Religion is just an April Fool’s prank that has gone on for too long…

Hey, I’ll be falling sick on Monday… Make that the next seven Mondays…

After Sachin hits a 50, 100 or 200, he looks up and says “U r still the God. Don’t listen to these people down here

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones we like are already taken.

Pray for Love!

Only Genius mails me, others are Fools

I pretend to work, they pretend to pay.

Faith is believing, when its beyond the power of reason to believe – Rhea

♫ my rate of understanding is slower that radioactive decay….

if u r thinking whether to ping me or not…thn better don’t ping.i m busy this time

Engineers: Semi-skilled laborers executing the visions of those who dare to think and dream. Hello, wumbalumbas of science!

being invisible does not only prove that u r smart but busy status has lost its respect and those online are fools:)

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

There is a great value to DISASTER….u can start all over again…!!!

You know you’re in love when you don’t wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

【ツ】 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 【ツ】

“I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.” ….Issac Asimov

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

Eschew obfuscation

“The reason why people talk behind your back is because you are ahead of them”

If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem!

Girls can’t have enough shoes and bags

♫ I eez the gooddest boy in the whoale warald!!!

When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.

he who falls in love wid himself will have no rivals

loving someone who doesnt love u is like watching a star u knw u can never reach…………..but u hav 2 keep on trying …….n y not…..after all stars also fall

fools fooled by fool’s foolish statements…

Success is not permanent and failure is not final!!!

stupid sql query takes 287 seconds to execute

Thappad maarna CRIME hai…. sahi samay par Thappad maarna……RAGGING!!!

When people are free to do as they please, they usually immitate each other.

Everytime I play, millions across the world win.

green -available , red -busy , orange – idle , what colour for ’somebody chat with me please’ ???

World is better without Gates & WIndows !!!

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A dirty book is never dusty !

♫ yeh hai youngistan meri jaan

♫ you say it best when u say nothing at all

Windows PowerShell is here….now even i can show off by using a terminal

This space is for RENT !!!!

♫ I have a Philosophical Amnesia

non ritiro non comportino

Genius may be

♫ Today’s fortune: You will travel to many places

If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.

experience from past interviews….a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer..

hume pata nhi dil ki manzil kahan hai, hum to unke peeche peeche chalte rahenge, safar khatam kar denge wahin par, jahan tak unke kadam le chalenge….!!!!!!!!

Auri sacra fames

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

When I was a kid, I was yelled at for doing my homework sitting in front of the TV. Now I’m yelled at for doing office work sitting in front of the TV.

As i SAID before… I DONT REPEAT!!!

Tum aao na aao hum to bulayengey, Tum bhula do hum na bhula payengey, tumhe haq hai bhula do humari dosti ko, Humne dosti ki hai, har hal mey nibhayengey

“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.”

“Aasmaan ko zid hai jahan bijliyaan giraane ki…hume bhi zidd hai wahi aashiyaan banane ki”

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one

aipgmee 2010 result out

result of aipgmee out....
can be seen here at

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/5/16/1914215/RESULT_AIPG2010_NET.pdf

all the best for results
* i am not responsible for any inadvertent error

tomorrow---the time lapse

helo every one
i have made a video based on time lapse photography...yesterday
so i wanna share it wid you all

and here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrFFDPw9OCY


it is a 35 second video of the title of my project...."tomorrow---the timelapse"

well the label tomorrow sounds too wierd...but you will soon get it know what it mean,,,when i complete the project...

for the above video i had assembled 103 photos and a audio file...

and it took 6 hours of hard work for doing this above video....

And after doing above work ,,,,I am working on BIG BONANZA.....

I AM MAKING ANOTHER VIDEO.......

THIS TIME USING MORE THAN 3000 IMAGES.........

so till then stay tuned.....

for any queries and questions mail me at hariom.chandrakar@gmail.com

Brilliant men always betray their wives

BY DESMOND MORRIS..

Einstein's affairs should surprise no one, says Desmond Morris. It is all in the genius's genes

So Albert Einstein did not, after all, spend all his waking hours chalking up complex symbols on a blackboard. According to letters newly released this week, he devoted quite a bit of it to chasing the ladies. And with considerable success.

To many, the idea of Einstein having 10 mistresses does not fit the classical image of the great, remote genius. Why was he wasting his valuable time with the exhausting business of conducting a string of illicit affairs - affairs that would cause havoc with his family life, damaging especially his relationship with his sons?

The answer is that he, like many other intensely creative men, was over-endowed with one of the human male's most characteristic qualities: the joy of risk-taking.

Every creative act, every new formula, every ground-breaking innovation, is an act of rebellion that may - if successful - destroy an old, existing concept. So every time a brilliant mind sees a new possibility, it is faced with a moment of supreme risk-taking.

The new formula, the new invention, may not work. It may turn out to be a disaster. But the man of genius - such as Einstein - has the courage to plough ahead, despite the dangers, both on and off the intellectual field.

Not that Einstein is by any means an isolated instance. Indeed, far from being the exception he is closer to the norm where great men and sex are concerned.

During a presidential visit to Britain, John F. Kennedy once shocked an elderly Harold Macmillan when he complained to him that if he didn't have sex with a woman every day he suffered from severe headaches.

Kennedy was insatiable and impatient. He was reported to make love with one eye on the clock and to be through with a girl as soon as he had had sex with her in three different ways. If possible, he preferred two girls at once and seduced almost every young woman he met, from starlets to socialites, secretaries to stewardesses. Oh yes, and not forgetting strippers.

But then the compulsion in dominant males to take the highest of risks - a compulsion that seems to be innate - is one that dates back to prehistoric times.

Our arboreal relatives, the monkeys, simply fled up into the high branches when danger threatened and, while feeding, all they had to confront was a fruit or a berry. But when our early ancestors came down to live on the ground, they had to give up scampering aloft to escape and also had to face dangerous competitors and prey when turning to meat-eating as a new way of life.

To become successful hunters required a new personality trait - bravery. If the primeval hunters were to survive as carnivores they had to be courageous and take serious risks. The females of the tribe were too important to expose to these dangers - their vital reproductive role ruled them out. But the males were expendable. If, inevitably, a few of them were killed, the others could easily maintain the reproductive rate of the still very small tribes. So it was the males who evolved into the pack-hunters who would become genetically programmed as risk-takers and whose job it was to bring home the bacon.

Today, going to the office or the factory, or working on the farm - the modern equivalents of the ancient hunt - are far less hazardous, but the deeply ingrained urge to take risks still remains. Proof of this comes from the fact that men today are much more accident-prone than women. Throughout life women are less likely than men to die of a violent accident. By the age of 30, males are 15 times more likely to die of an accident than females.

For special males - the most adventurous ones - there are two choices. Either they can engage in risk-taking of the physical kind - join the SAS, get launched into space, or trek to the South Pole -or they can explore new ideas, create new art forms or invent new technologies and thereby change the way we all live.

Men with brilliant minds, whose creativity brings them enormous success, sometimes find themselves in a curious situation. They are so highly rewarded by society for their achievements that they are unable to limit their curiosity to new problems in their special fields. It starts to spill over into other areas.

Novel sexual experiences, for instance, suddenly seem irresistible. It is not the mating act itself that is so important - that varies very little. It is the thrill of the chase and the excitement of a new conquest that drives them on. Once the conquest has been made, the novelty of the affair soon wears off and another chase is begun. Each illicit episode involves stealth and secrecy, tactics and strategy, and the terrifying risk of discovery, making it the perfect metaphor for the primeval hunt.

Aiding and abetting these erotic adventures is the fact that the fame, power and wealth that these especially brilliant men have received as rewards for their achievements make them very attractive figures to the opposite sex. They may have a face like an angry hippopotamus but, thanks to their high status, they somehow manage to ooze sex appeal, much to the disbelief and dismay of the handsome failures who carry out menial tasks for them.

The great philosopher Bertrand Russell, who for all his undeniable intellectual brilliance could never have bedded a woman on looks alone, was described as suffering from ''galloping satyriasis". He claimed he could not see a sexual partner as sexually attractive for more than a few years, after which he had to make a new conquest.

He had affairs with a long line of women, a few of whom he later married. They included a young secretary, an MP's wife, the daughter of a Chicago surgeon, a researcher, an actress, a suffragette, several teachers, the wife of a Cambridge lecturer and his children's governess.

His private life was described by one biographer as ''a chaos of serious affairs, secret trysts and emotional tightrope acts that constantly threatened... ruinous scandal''. This was risk-taking of the highest order.

Picasso was also a sexual glutton, described by a friend as being obsessed with sex. There was a long procession of women in and out of his life: Fernande and Eva, Olga and Marie-Therese, Dora and Françoise, Alice and Jacqueline, and many more. He was quoted as saying: ''There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.''

Similarly, his great friend, Gauguin, abandoned his family and moved to Tahiti where he was able to indulge in his passion for sexual adventures by welcoming a different local girl into his hut each night. Sometimes, he had as many as three in one night. And he continued his sexual odyssey even after his body was visibly disintegrating from the syphilis that killed him.

That genius of the cinema, Charlie Chaplin, was an even more active sex addict, capable, he said, of ''six bouts a night''. Whenever he was bored he would set about seducing a girl. He had four wives (three of them teenagers) and an endless procession of mistresses, some of them alarmingly young. His greatest thrill was the prospect of deflowering a virgin. When one of his virgins became pregnant at 16 he was forced to marry her. That marriage lasted only two years, during which time he enjoyed the company of five mistresses.

As a young man he visited brothels, but later was attracted to talented and important women and managed to seduce a cousin of Winston Churchill's, the daughter of playwright Eugene O'Neill, actresses Paulette Goddard, Mabel Normand and Pola Negri, and William Hearst's girl-friend Marion Davies. However, his sexual risk-taking eventually led to his downfall and he was driven out of America as a ''debaucher'', his legacy forever tarnished.

But then men with great talent or power, from Elvis Presley to Bill Clinton, Toulouse-Lautrec to John Prescott, will, it seems, more often than not put their careers or family lives in jeopardy in order to satisfy the primeval hunter's thrill. It is, sadly, simply a by-product of the human exploratory urge, and one of the prices we - and wives the world over - have to pay for being the most innovative species on the planet.

• Desmond Morris is author of 'Watching - Encounters with Humans and other Animals'

SOURCE:::::http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturenews/3653763/Brilliant-men-always-betray-their-wives.html

a wikipedia parody"uncyclopedia"

wikipedia is so famous for its articles on internet

i had found out a site which is parody of wikipedia named "uncyclopedia"

its full of hilarious news and facts


just see it


enjoy there.....

life is awesome

nothing left in life...except life